Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I was at the doctors having a check up "do you have any trouble passing water?" he asked me. I said, "well I did go dizzy once walking over tower bridge".

 

[Cavalol]

If anyone's looking for a gardener, I can highly recommend Little Richard. He came round to our house and lopped all the rhubarb, he lopped bamboo.

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[Buck]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Arjimlad]

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Whatever happened to them?

 

[Cavalol]

Last I heard they went to watch their Rome burn.

 

[Dayvo]

Whatever happened to them?

They’re walking on the beaches lookin' at the peaches……

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

They’re walking on the beaches lookin' at the peaches……

Ah well, there's always the sun.

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[newts]

Ah well, there's always the sun.

You'll end up, Golden Brown.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

I got a job in a bank but it only lasted a day.
It wasn't my fault.
A customer asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over

 

[Dave7]

A friend of mine used to be married to the woman who was 'the speaking clock'.
They had a big row and fell out.
Now she won't give him the time of day.

 

[roadrash]