Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

+1 for the correct use of an apostrophe, -1 for using “ where” instead of “were” 😉

So sorry Sir.
I must refrain from dimply posting on jokes for general amusement of CC without checking grammar.
I must refrain from simply posting on jokes for general amusement of CC without checking grammar.
I must refrain....

 

[Tenkaykev]

So sorry Sir.
I must refrain from dimply posting on jokes for general amusement of CC without checking grammar.
I must refrain from simply posting on jokes for general amusement of CC without checking grammar.
I must refrain....

Apologies, I wasn’t having a pop at you, I was pointing out the error in the caption. ( I’ve pinched the punchline and will shamelessly pretend I thought it up myself )

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Apologies, I wasn’t having a pop at you, I was pointing out the error in the caption. ( I’ve pinched the punchline and will shamelessly pretend I thought it up myself )

None required Tenkaykev, I did see it myself, and must admit made me smile at the original text error. Have a great day fella.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

If you should see me with an umbrella on a sunny day - mind your own business!

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[roadrash]

 

[Cavalol]

Breaking news: Matt Hancock has turned down the job as Spurs manager. He thanked them for the opportunity, but said he'd embarrassed his wife enough already.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[JtB]

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@Dayvo I don’t know why, but when I see your jokes I already know who posted them without checking to see who the poster is.

 

[Dayvo]

@Dayvo I don’t know why, but when I see your jokes I already know who posted them without checking to see who the poster is.

Either I’m too predictable or my ‘sense of humour’ is below par!
As long as you like them and ‘like’ them then I’m happy!

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Bazzer]

Gina Coladangelo has been advised to self isolate for 10 days.
Otherwise asymptomatic, it is believed she has Covid through her lack of taste.

 

[Nibor]

 

[Arjimlad]

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Very poignant, I hope I never get too tied up in the stats to forget to have fun!