Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

I've posted this here as the Marxist Footballers thread has been closed

 

[PaulB]

If you criticise my grammar I will think fewer of you!

 

[Salty seadog]

If you criticise my grammar I will think fewer of you!

Surely that should be 'think less of you'?

 

[JtB]

Surely that should be 'think less of you'?

Maybe, but there’s ‘fewer of you’ now.

 

[Salty seadog]

Maybe, but there’s ‘fewer of you’ now.

I prefer 'less of you'?

 

[Archie_tect]

Lost weight salty?

 

[Salty seadog]

Lost weight salty?

Ha, I wish.

 

[Cavalol]

When I left school at 16, I started to train as an accountant. But then when I was 21, I got sacked.


What a waste of 9 years that was.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

After a recent fire at my place, I managed to salvage as much of my treasured snooker equipment as possible. Unfortunately the rest is history.

 

[Cavalol]

What's the difference between a dirty transport interchange and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.


*I'll get my coat.

 

[Dave7]

Now I am retired people ask me what I do all day
Well, i have a degree in physics and spend my time perfecting ways to turn whisky and beer into urine.

 

[mustang1]

I saw my Dr today and showed him the very nasty rash on my bum. He totally ignored me though and kept pushing his trolley round the supermarket.

Is your Dr from the NHS or private?