Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Any good jokes ... ?
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Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
So we really are ‘dispensable’?!
Seen in ‘Dalesman’ magazine
(January 2008 issue)
Seen in ‘Dalesman’ magazine
(January 2008 issue)
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Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
An old photograph
(June 2015)
It's greener by bike!
Outside 'Ackworth Florists'
Wakefield Road/A638
Ackworth
(the Brackenhill Common end)
(June 2015)
It's greener by bike!
Outside 'Ackworth Florists'
Wakefield Road/A638
Ackworth
(the Brackenhill Common end)
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"Baby Changing Area" always makes me think:- what, don't you like the one you've got?
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
I got a new job!!! So excited. I'm going to be in charge of old Mac Donald’s Farm.
I'm the new CIEIO!
I'm the new CIEIO!
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
I'm not surprised at your age. You've just forgotten was the dangly bits are for.
I stormed in to the doctors this morning.Doctor I demand my sex life lowering,Mr Mee it's all in your head,yes I know that that's why I want it lowering.I'm not surprised at your age. You've just forgotten was the dangly bits are for.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
“I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.
“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.
“I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy.
“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, “but why have you only ordered water?”
You’re gonna hate me for this…
Hold on to your seat…
The third piggy says—
“Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.’”😀
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
“I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.
“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.
“I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy.
“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, “but why have you only ordered water?”
You’re gonna hate me for this…
Hold on to your seat…
The third piggy says—
“Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.’”😀
