Any good jokes ... ?
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Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Another sign:-
"Our aim is to keep these toilets clean."
"Your aim will help."
OP
OP
cisamcgu
Legendary Member
- Location
- Merseyside-ish
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The police knocked on my door this morning.
“Do the letters H.B. mean anything to you?” they asked.
“No, I said.”
“What about G.D. then?”
“No, means nothing to me.” I spoke.
“How about A.J.?”
“Look,” I said, “am I suspected of something?”
“No sir.” They said, “These are just initial enquiries.”
“Do the letters H.B. mean anything to you?” they asked.
“No, I said.”
“What about G.D. then?”
“No, means nothing to me.” I spoke.
“How about A.J.?”
“Look,” I said, “am I suspected of something?”
“No sir.” They said, “These are just initial enquiries.”
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Err Hmmmph - I'll risk it
Snow White thought 7 up was a drink until she met the dwarves.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
And she gets annoyed if I fart in bed !!
🤷♂️homebuilds
Guest
I was out walking in London the other day and a man said to me "Excuse me, do you know the Battersea Dogs Home?"
I said "I didn't know it was away"
Chick Murray
I said "I didn't know it was away"
Chick Murray
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
My belt.
My belt when I need to go to the toilet urgently.
My belt when I need to go to the toilet urgently.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
40 people are missing after the first flat earth surfing championship
