Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

My wife says she is leaving me because because because because becaaaaauuuuuuuuse ... because I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz!

 

[morrisman]

My bought my wife a rocket for her birthday.
Was she pleased?
Yes she's over the moon.

 

[Cavalol]

During the war, when they made board games illegal, my grandfather was imprisoned for being a Yahtzee sympathiser.

 

[postman]

Gawd almighty I said what would you like for your birthday, a Spa day she replied,so I took her shopping,she is still not talking to me.

 

[postman]

Pills potions and lotions,I have so many.Eye drops eye gells this morning I sprayed Viagra in to my eyes by mistake,big mistake,it stings but boy does it make me look hard.

 

[houblon]

I bought the Mrs a luminous condom for her birthday.

Should have seen her little face light up.

 

[PaulB]

My wife's stood by me for thirty years. We've only got the one chair.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

Sorry, but……..

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The amount of people who confuse 'to' with 'too' is amazing two me.

There getting they’re theirs mixed up to often too, two many mixups.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[morrisman]

Apparently Ronaldo is a huge admirer of our 1966 World Cup winning captain. In fact, you could say he is a Portuguese fan of Moore!!

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

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Maybe it’s your driving? 🤣