Any good jokes ... ?

[cisamcgu]

 

[PaulB]

I only joined Liars Anonymous yesterday morning and they've already made me World President!

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy_R]

I always do...... View attachment 593176

An actual sign in the visitors toilet at a school I had to work in :"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat, and wipe the seat"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

An actual sign in the visitors toilet at a school I had to work in :"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat, and wipe the seat"

In the girls' presumably

 

[PaulB]

The best thing about the internet is that you can claim credit for things you had no part in. It’s one of the reasons I invented it.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Buck]

As a child I had a serious medical condition which meant I had to eat soil three times a day in order to survive.

Lucky my older brother told me about it !

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Got excited when an email arrived, promising ‘Learn how to read maps backward’.

Turned out to be spam.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[PaulB]

I've heard that proofreading has been abolished. Is nothing scared?

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PaulB]

I hate it when people come on here and post lyrics at random but I will survive.

 

[Archie_tect]

I was surprised to see I was the only one who bothered to turn up naked at the the shopping centre last week. For some reason everyone else turned up with musical instruments- that's the last flash mob I join.