Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[mistyoptic]

Bought a new toilet recently. It’s not very efficient.

When it said on the box “Cr@p flusher” I thought it was talking about function not ability

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PaulB]

So I said to the librarian, do you have a pantomime section in here? And she said, no.




Only joking, what would be the point if she had? What she actually said was.......... altogether now...."IT'S BEHIND YOU!"

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Oh no it isn't.

 

[PaulB]

My first girlfriend was a jockey but it didn't last furlong.

 

[Dayvo]

My first girlfriend was a jockey but it didn't last furlong.

Bet you were always ’first past the post’, too, eh!

 

[PeteXXX]

I suppose we're going to get saddled with a load of puns now..

 

[mistyoptic]

I suppose we're going to get saddled with a load of puns now..

Neigh, lad!

 

[raleighnut]

I suppose we're going to get saddled with a load of puns now..

Horses for courses innit.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

You have to take the bit between your teeth and carry on.

 

[simon the viking]

 

[betty swollocks]

I always do......

 

[raleighnut]

I always do...... View attachment 593176

View: https://youtu.be/geDaJ-LotKg

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I always do...... View attachment 593176

Were they two of the seven dwarves?