Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

The word nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.

 

[Dag Hammar]

So I said to the girl on the Tesco's checkout, "Can you knock a bit off this, it's got today's date on it" and she said, "Look, do you want that newspaper or not?"

The joke above reminded me of one I heard years ago.........

A man goes into Smiths and says to the pretty young female assistant “ Do you keep stationery ?” And she replies blushingly, “ No, I like to writhe around a bit”

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...... yet......

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dave7]

A guy with hearing problems goes to the Doctor
Can you describe the symptoms to me?’ ‘Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!

 

[PaulB]

Police recruiters have reduced the IQ level required for candidates wishing to join the service. The plod thickens.

 

[tyred]

 

[houblon]

Police recruiters have reduced the IQ level required for candidates wishing to join the service. The plod thickens.

I overheard one cop saying to another: -aren't members of the public looking older these days!

 

[tyred]

 

[Venod]

 

[PaulB]

At the risk of sounding big-headed, I can't get my jumper off.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[mistyoptic]

If only

 

[postman]

The child support agency sent a letter of notification.The Court has ordered a payment of £100 per week per child.I replied that's wonderful i'll slip a few quid in also when i can.

 

[mistyoptic]

The word nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.

If it does it on a tympanist’s instrument, would that be a cnun drum?