Any good jokes ... ?

[kynikos]

...me has well.

 

[Tenkaykev]

The amount of people who confuse 'to' with 'too' is amazing two me.

To true!

 

[PaulB]

...me has well.

Corect English plaese

 

[MichaelW2]

Too comments for the price of won.

 

[Archie_tect]

Is this the good jokes fred?

 

[mistyoptic]

Your getting silly. Should of stopped before it got too this point

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Here! Here!

 

[raleighnut]

Here! Here!

Wear

 

[Buck]

 

[Seevio]

At X-Men HQ
Cyclops: (writing) How do you spell "Hawaii"?
Phoenix: (Bites lip) Well, you're going to need two "I"s.
Cyclops: (Puts down pen) My whole life is just a joke to you, isn't it, Jean.

 

[PaulB]

At X-Men HQ
Cyclops: (writing) How do you spell "Hawaii"?
Phoenix: (Bites lip) Well, you're going to need two "I"s.
Cyclops: (Puts down pen) My whole life is just a joke to you, isn't it, Jean.

I did that one two weeks ago.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I did that one two weeks ago.

Happens to me a lot... and they end up with more likes too

 

[PaulB]

So I said to the girl on the Tesco's checkout, "Can you knock a bit off this, it's got today's date on it" and she said, "Look, do you want that newspaper or not?"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

One evening, an old farmer decided to go down to the pond by the bottom orchard. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the water, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He coughed to make the ladies aware of his presence, and they all shot off to the deep end.

One of them shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old Farmer frowned, "I didn't come all the way down here to watch you ladies skinny dipping in me pond", holding up the bucket he continued, "I'm here to feed me alligator."

 

[craigwend]