Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PaulB]

I went to the snooker club this afternoon and got a 147. It's the only bus that goes that way.

 

[GetFatty]

 

[GetFatty]

 

[GM]

 

[Rocky]

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Anything you want to tell us, GM?

 

[GM]

Anything you want to tell us, GM?

No comment!

 

[mistyoptic]

The wife said “when we go to Bridlington can I go on a Donkey?”, I said “don’t be stupid it will take you days”

 

[PaulB]

I took my wife to see Hamilton, she didn't enjoy it at all. They lost 3-0 to Partick Thistle.

 

[craigwend]

I met a girl on a blind date. As soon as I saw her big gloves, I knew she was a keeper...

 

[PaulB]

Technically, Moses was the first man to download from the cloud using a tablet.

 

[raleighnut]

Technically, Moses was the first man to download from the cloud using a tablet.

There were originally over 100 commandments but as Moses said "if He wants any more bringing down off that mountain He can get some other daft sod to do it"

 

[Dave7]

There were originally over 100 commandments but as Moses said "if He wants any more bringing down off that mountain He can get some other daft sod to do it"

Before that god said to him......
"Hey Moses, would you like a commandment"?
Moses asked "how much are they"?
God said "they are totally free"!!!
Moses said "in that case I'll have ten"!!

 

[PaulB]

The amount of people who confuse 'to' with 'too' is amazing two me.

 

[Sterlo]

The amount of people who confuse 'to' with 'too' is amazing two me.

...and too me to