Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

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No idea where this is, just saw the pic..

I want a municiplaity now. I promise I will love it and hug it...

 

[Andy_R]

If any one has a lighthouse they want to sell, I'm interested. Nothing too flashy though...

 

[mistyoptic]

Which spice sounds like a dog?

Cinnamon. It’s a bark

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

From 'Dalesman'
(January 2016 issue)

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[craigwend]

 

[PaulB]

I just got a new aftershave that smells of breadcrumbs. The birds love it.

 

[Salty seadog]

 

[swee'pea99]

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Ok, I give up...

?

 

[roadrash]

Ok, I give up...

?

took me a while...moz-erella

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Ok, I give up...

?

Sweet baby cheeses...

 

[swee'pea99]

took me a while...moz-erella

Where's a face-slap emoji when you need one?

 

[Threevok]

Sorry, doesn't ring a bel baby