Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
No, I said Andrew, NOT Phillip!
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Any good jokes ... ?
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betty swollocks
large member
Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."
"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"
Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," comments the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
" I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."
"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"
Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," comments the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
" I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
It's the Grand National today, so I've put a tenner on a horse named Creosote - I've heard he's great over the fences.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
I have put a tenner on a horse called "Dusty Rug" its never been beaten
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
put your money on the horse called ice cream....its never been licked
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
put your money on ...V neck...its a good jumper
peach ..its only carrying a stone
weak bladder....he will p!ss it
Mr fisherman... should be good for a plaice
Lunchtime 12-1
peach ..its only carrying a stone
weak bladder....he will p!ss it
Mr fisherman... should be good for a plaice
Lunchtime 12-1
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
Who's the coolest person in a hospital?
The ultrasound technician.
But what if they are on holiday?
Then it's the hip replacement surgeon.
The ultrasound technician.
But what if they are on holiday?
Then it's the hip replacement surgeon.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
same here
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Same dress too, so I understand Raleighnut!same here
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Nah I prefer 'flowery print' ones
