Any good jokes ... ?

[Archie_tect]

FTFY

There was me being subtle...

 

[Chromatic]

I've herd that one.

Herd? That's not flocking right!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I was attacked by a flock of sheep. Fortunately, I was only grazed.

That any bette...worse?

I'd like to give you tup marks for that one.

As I said, I'd like to...

 

[Archie_tect]

I'd like to give you tup marks for that one.

As I said, I'd like to...

Daft knit.

 

[mistyoptic]

I was attacked by a flock of sheep. Fortunately, I was only grazed.

That any bette...worse?

A twisted yarn if ever I herd one

 

[numbnuts]

 

[Speicher]

Daft knit.

Yes, he would like woolly jumper!

 

[NorthernDave]

It’s not as good as: two fish in a tank. Fish 1 says “you man the guns, I’ll drive”

Two parrots sat on a perch.

One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

 

[PedalCat]

I wrote these. Imagine them being told by Stewart Francis.

1. I have a whole list of reasons to ban handguns. I won't bore you with the details, just some bullet points.
2. I started my own business, an origami school, but it folded. I know, I know, I'm sorry, that joke looked good on paper.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cher once said, "If I could turn back time, that song wouldn't exist."

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

Dog to owner: Tell me a joke.

Owner: You won’t understand human jokes.

Dog: Yeah right, because dogs are so stupid and humans are so smart!

Owner: *sigh* OK. Knock knock....

Dog: OMG There’s somebody at the door, I’ll be right back.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[postman]

Wife ,there is a man at the door with a bald head.
Husband ,tell him i already have one.

 

[craigwend]