Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[morrisman]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w04ipnmhvSQ

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dave7]

My friend’s parents couldn't afford chocolate eggs when we were kids so they used to hide bits of ham instead. I remember the pork hunts very fondly.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[houblon]

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I don't know that id call that a joke, but I do like it very much :-)

 

[PeteXXX]

I've just seen a film about life on a tea plantation.

It was rated PG.

🍵

 

[Dayvo]

I don't know that id call that a joke, but I do like it very much :-)

I agree, but I didn’t know where else to post it, believing that it deserved a wider audience.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[srj10]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Thought this was funny

 

[PaulB]

Interesting fact of the day; Richard Gere's real name is Richard Beer but the priest at his Christening was a ventriloquist.

 

[PK99]

Guy goes into a pub, sits down on a stool at the bar, as he does so he winces loudly as if in pain.

Chap next to him, says "Are you all right mate?"

Guy say, "I'll be ok soon. It just a touch of Shores"

Chap looks at him quizzically; "Shores? What's Shores?"

"That's very kind of you, I'll have a pint of bitter please!"

 

[mistyoptic]