Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Can anyone help me with this quiz I'm doing? Which band sang these songs?
A - The Look of Love
B - Poison Arrow
C - All of my Heart
Thanks in advance.

 

[PaulB]

And now it's time for my attempt at Britain's Worst Joke:

So I asked the Colonel what the lowest rank in the army was.
He said, "It's Private."
I said, "Come on, you can tell me."

 

[GetFatty]

And now it's time for my attempt at Britain's Worst Joke:

So I asked the Colonel what the lowest rank in the army was.
He said, "It's Private."
I said, "Come on, you can tell me."

It’s not as good as: two fish in a tank. Fish 1 says “you man the guns, I’ll drive”

 

[swee'pea99]

And now it's time for my attempt at Britain's Worst Joke:

So I asked the Colonel what the lowest rank in the army was.
He said, "It's Private."
I said, "Come on, you can tell me."

Must try harder.

 

[PaulB]

I was attacked by a flock of sheep. Fortunately, I was only grazed.

That any bette...worse?

 

[swee'pea99]

I was attacked by a flock of sheep. Fortunately, I was only grazed.

That any bette...worse?

That's pretty baaaaa'd

 

[wheresthetorch]

That's pretty baaaaa'd

Now you've done it. They'll be flocking in with the sheep puns.

 

[swee'pea99]

Now you've done it. They'll be flocking in with the sheep puns.

Wool they?

 

[Archie_tect]

A friend of mine Asif Ahmed is a qualified optometrist- he works for one of the big firms and is thinking about setting up on his own.

We were chatting about running a business and started to talk about company names... he said his favourite was "Asif Eye Care"... and then just fell over laughing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Now you've done it. They'll be flocking in with the sheep puns.

You'd think so...

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Ewe'd think so...

FTFY

 

[PaulB]

That's pretty baaaaa'd

I've herd that one.

 

[mistyoptic]

Wool they?

Shear joy