Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[houblon]

Apparently one in two people suffer from paranoia!

I know it's not me, so it must be the bloke that's following me.

 

[Poacher]

I thought I saw a Russian jet fly past the window this morning, then I had another look and realised it was an Ilyushin

Sure it wasn't a Mirage?

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Did you know if you chop a horse in two, and then bang both halves together, it sounds just like someone riding a coconut.

 

[houblon]

Did you know if you chop a horse in two, and then bang both halves together, it sounds just like someone riding a coconut.

Chop a mouse in two and bang both halves together, it sounds just like someone riding a pistacchio.

 

[Faratid]

Sure it wasn't a Mirage?

Surely this should be "I thought I saw a French jet fly past the window this morning, and then I took another look and it turned out to be a Mirage"?
Moi, pédant?

I thought I saw a Star Trek jet fly past the window this morning, and then I took another look and it turned out to be a Vulcan.

I thought I saw an Egyption plane fly past my window the other day, and then I took another look and it was a Sopwith Camel.

I thought I saw a Chinese spy plane fly past my window the other day, and then I took another look and there was nothing there. Never had been. Just imagined it.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Sharky]

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Especially if your name is Butler


View: https://youtu.be/aTINF_p3hcw

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cathryn]

Funny one from my class today. In phonics, we were learning the 'er' sound - otter, tiger, runner etc.

'What other words with the 'er' sound can you think of?' I ask brightly.

Hand goes up.

'Turd'.

 

[houblon]

Funny one from my class today. In phonics, we were learning the 'er' sound - otter, tiger, runner etc.

'What other words with the 'er' sound can you think of?' I ask brightly.

Hand goes up.

'Turd'.

sounds reasonable.

My nipper once spelled 'cinema' 'sinmur'