Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

Johnny went to see his doctor as he was having difficulty getting to sleep. The doctor asked Johnny if he had tried counting sheep.

Johnny said yes, he had tried and got 32,533. The doctor asked if he had fallen asleep at that point. Johnny said no as it was time to get up for work.

 

[Faratid]

Have we done this one yet................?

How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, but the light bulb must really want to change.

 

[Dayvo]

I forgot to post this when it was topical, ah well....

 

[davelincs]

 

[PaulB]

It's been reported that one person out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer. So I threw Dave off a cliff in case it was him.

 

[PaulB]

A big shout out to the person who created the word 'plethora'. It means a lot.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Threevok]

In order to protect the audience in these testing times, I've invented a COVID safe harmonica

 

[morrisman]

In order to protect the audience in these testing times, I've invented a COVID safe harmonica

???? Looks just like an harmonica

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Arjimlad]

???? Looks just like an harmonica

The plates are on back to front so the air blown out goes towards the player.

 

[PeteXXX]

My mate told me he'd bought his first car from the Krays..

'What, Reg?' I asked.

'No, Ronnie!'

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Leaway2]

I recently bought a new satnav. Its Bonnie Tyler's voice and it's useless.
It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

Don't even think about going to France.