Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head.


It's a loaf hat diet.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

As we left the restaurant, she kissed me and said, "We should have dinner again."

"No thanks," I replied, "I'm full."

 

[Dave7]

I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head.


It's a loaf hat diet.

That is soooo bad.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

That is soooo bad.

Why, thank you!

 

[Dayvo]

I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head.


It's a loaf hat diet.

Crumbs! Trust you to rise to the occasion.

 

[Dave7]

Why, thank you!

So bad I stole it and sent it to my son

 

[wheresthetorch]

I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head.


It's a loaf hat diet.

Dough!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I told that joke to my wife. She's threatened to suffocate me in my sleep with a pillow.

 

[rikki]

That is soooo bad.

 

[morrisman]

I've joined the local Autopsy Club, really looking forward to tonight, it's Open Mike Night

 

[Dave7]

I've joined the local Autopsy Club, really looking forward to tonight, it's Open Mike Night

Good one. Again, I have "borrowed" that but will be careful who I send it to

 

[houblon]

Good one. Again, I have "borrowed" that but will be careful who I send it to

Aye, no point sending it to Mike.

 

[newts]

I'll avoid that one

 

[Cavalol]

I believe a lot of conflict in the old west could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.