simon the viking
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The funniest thing I have read in weeks! (including HMHB lyrics)
Any good jokes ... ?
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
[QUOTE 3004764, member: 1314"]In fact, we've got this American who's just started work in my team. She's keen on knowing more about England, UK etc as she's here for the duration. She asked me for some advice on where to go, what to see, what to read etc.
I sent her a link to HMHB's site and said have a read, as they are quintessentially English. She's rather non-plussed by it.[/QUOTE]
How to confuse someone without trying.
I sent her a link to HMHB's site and said have a read, as they are quintessentially English. She's rather non-plussed by it.[/QUOTE]
How to confuse someone without trying.
thom
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- The Borough
A man needs a heart transplant. Says the doctor: “I can give you the heart of a five-year old boy.” “Too young.” “How about that of a forty-year old investment banker?” “They don’t have a heart.” “A seventy-five year old central banker?” “I’ll take it.” “But why?” “It’s never been used!”
A man needs a heart transplant. Says the doctor: “I can give you the heart of a five-year old boy.” “Too young.” “How about that of a forty-year old investment banker?” “They don’t have a heart.” “A seventy-five year old central banker?” “I’ll take it.” “But why?” “It’s never been used!”
A man needs a heart transplant. Says the doctor: “I can give you the heart of a five-year old boy.” “Too young.” “How about that of a forty-year old investment banker?” “They don’t have a heart.” “A seventy-five year old central banker?” “I’ll take it.” “But why?” “It’s never been used!”
IMHO the lyrics of HMHB are in the same league as John Cooper-Clarke
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Let's return to posting jokes, this negativity is depressingly familiar.
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Ok, you are the exception...
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
I do hope that's not a euphemism...
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
I went off Pam Ayres after she became manager of Norwich FC.
Leonard Cohen????
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
True story - every Xmas one of my Asian cash & carry customers expects his backhander - cash or gifts are in order. Last year I called on him to give him some gift vouchers when, to my surprise, he gave me a Xmas Ham in return. He explained that the sales girl from another company (<cough>Dulux<cough>) had given it to him earlier.
"It's a little something from us at Xmas" she said.
"But I can't take this" he replied confusedly, "I'm a Muslim"
"Oh it's ok" the sales girl said, "It's not pork, it's HAM"
Realising he was dealing with someone not particularly bright, he accepted it with good grace and gave it to the next rep to come in - me
mrcunning
Über Member
True story - every Xmas one of my Asian cash & carry customers expects his backhander - cash or gifts are in order. Last year I called on him to give him some gift vouchers when, to my surprise, he gave me a Xmas Ham in return. He explained that the sales girl from another company (<cough>Dulux<cough>) had given it to him earlier.
"It's a little something from us at Xmas" she said.
"But I can't take this" he replied confusedly, "I'm a Muslim"
"Oh it's ok" the sales girl said, "It's not pork, it's HAM"
Realising he was dealing with someone not particularly bright, he accepted it with good grace and gave it to the next rep to come in - me
Isnt ham from a hamster?
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Well precisely. Muslims are not allowed to eat rodents.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Oh dear God, we're back with the jokes...
