Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Hardly an average white band, then!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
A bloke on his own; in a strange town fancies a drink. So he finds a pub he likes the look of and goes in. He orders a pint an stands at the bar drinking. Half way down his second pint he needs the loo. He looks around. There are a few others in the bar but are in groups chatting, playing pool or on the fruit machine.
He takes a beer mat and writes a message on the mat. "Do not drink this beer; I spat in it".
He goes to the loo and returns 5 minutes later.
He goes to take a sip of his beer when he sees the beer mat and his message.
Added to his note is. "So have i".
He takes a beer mat and writes a message on the mat. "Do not drink this beer; I spat in it".
He goes to the loo and returns 5 minutes later.
He goes to take a sip of his beer when he sees the beer mat and his message.
Added to his note is. "So have i".
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Monday sees the first of a series of five U3A talks to be kindly given each day by Dr. Broadbend highlighting issues associated with keeping food past its 'use-by' date, causing food poisoning and other gastric problems.
Runs all week.
Runs all week.
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mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
