Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

The wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said: "To be honest, I didn't even know he played cricket"

 

[postman]

Always keep an empty bottle of milk in your fridge in case anyone wants a black coffee.

I like that.

 

[postman]

The wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said: "To be honest, I didn't even know he played cricket"

Another cracker.

 

[Dave7]

I like that.

As do I BUT........a serious question.
A say serious because I want to Steal borrow that one.
Can you have an empty bottle of milk or should it be an empty milk bottle ?

 

[postman]

Just back from a visit to Leeds city centre.First in weeks.A tour guide stopped me,he had a group of Japanese with him.Could I tell them was there a b and q in Leeds .I spoke slowly and replied no it is spelt L E,I'll get my coat.

 

[postman]

Just back from blindfolded archery.It's great if you have never tried it,you dont know what your missing.

 

[roadrash]

 

[postman]

Dont we build anything in this country now.Just bought a telly which states built in antenna.

 

[postman]

Just been for my Well man check up.Doctor asked me to walk across the room,to the window then stick my tongue out.Turn round and walk back.What was that for.nothing really I just dont like the women in the office over the road.

 

[guitarpete247]

Just back from a visit to Leeds city centre.First in weeks.A tour guide stopped me,he had a group of Japanese with him.Could I tell them was there a b and q in Leeds .I spoke slowly and replied no it is spelt L E,I'll get my coat.

Is there an M & S in Leeds?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[GM]

They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic but so far I've made 2 jugs and a vase.

 

[postman]

Is there an M & S in Leeds?

My dyslexic neighbour says he has been in the local S and M shop.Somebody was short of cash at the till so they had a whip round.

 

[guitarpete247]

Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.

 

[clid61]

What would you rather be or a wasp ?