On the train from London a beautiful woman sat next to me. We got talking and she told me that she was going to Chester to attend a nymphomaniac conference.
She said that she was lecturing on the myths about the worlds lovers. For instance, the black man is supposed to be most well endowed where it is in fact the red indian. French are not the best lovers but are in fact the Greeks and the Irish and not the Italians have the most stamina in bed.
She stopped and said, "I'm sorry. Here am I going on and I don't even know your name."
"It's Geronimo Stavros," I replied. "My friends call me Paddy."
