Any good jokes ... ?

[Notafettler]

According to my chocolate advent calender, there are only three days till Christmas.

 

[neil_merseyside]

Huh
I grew up in Moreton
proper hard people called themselves MABB
at least THEY thought they were hard

everyone else had other words

I was born in Leasowe we had the LEBB

 

[Dave7]

Huh
I grew up in Moreton
proper hard people called themselves MABB
at least THEY thought they were hard

everyone else had other words

Anywhere near the Clipper or 'The Big House" ?
I worked at Cadburys before getting married.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[morrisman]

Margaret Keenan, first person to receive the Pfizer vaccine went straight out and bought a copy of Microsoft Office to celebrate.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Margaret Keenan, first person to receive the Pfizer vaccine went straight out and bought a copy of Microsoft Office to celebrate.

Sorry, explanation please

 

[PeteXXX]

Sorry, explanation please

I would guess that the vaccine contains a microthingie inserted by Bill Gates to control the world and make them buy his software, but I could be wrong..

 

[oldfatfool]

 

[rockyroller]

a guy at a bar sees a young lady wearing very tight jeans. he asks her wow those are really tight, how can someone get into those? & she says: "well, you can start with a drink!"

 

[rockyroller]

I would guess that the vaccine contains a microthingie inserted by Bill Gates to control the world and make them buy his software, but I could be wrong..

my software that expired & that is no longer supported w/ updates, keeps getting updates ... are the updates from Billy or the russians?

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

What's Dominic Cummings favourite Christmas song?

Driving home for Christmas

(Apparently, this is the number one Christmas cracker joke!)

 

[Andy_R]

If any of you know of an elderly relative or neighbour who will be alone at Christmas, could you please let me know.........

I need some extra dining chairs

 

[geocycle]

Does the bill gates microchip vaccine thingy upload direct to strava? If so....

 

[Profpointy]

I would guess that the vaccine contains a microthingie inserted by Bill Gates to control the world and make them buy his software, but I could be wrong..

I didn't get it either, but very good !

 

[cyberknight]