A world without Internet.

[Time Waster]

Omg, on the step??!?

We had 'the chunky submarine' at my school; an unflushable stool which caused endless embarrassment to the poor lad who had deposited it. How he was identified, i never knew.

I have a similar tale but at my old place of work. I'm too polite to go into details though.

 

[Sterlo]

I guess I'm going to find out. My laptop won't do anything, some form of error on starting and says I need to load something or other. Taking it in later today to see what they have to say.

 

[Drago]

Omg, on the step??!?

We had 'the chunky submarine' at my school; an unflushable stool which caused endless embarrassment to the poor lad who had deposited it. How he was identified, i never knew.

Occasionally in days of yore (before DNA testing) disgruntled bobbies would lay an egg on the Supernintendo's desk. This usually happened when the Supernintendo wasn't present.

Among those of us who were CBRN trained it was known as "dropping a dirty bomb."

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Possibly because early games (like 'pong') 'burned' certain areas of CRT screens, ditto 'space invaders'. I remember my uncle going ballistic at my cousin for doing this to the family telly

No such consideration. Parents just limited such time in those days.

 

[presta]

At least they weren't subjected to the horror and deprivation of not having Sky TV.....

Or worse still, having to live in Roundhay.

 

[presta]

The internet is a very useful tool - you've a whole world's worth of libraries, articles, encyclopaedias, dictionaries, thesauruses, documentaries, podcasts and image archives at your fingertips.

Sometimes it is, other times you just get frustrated by one paywall after another.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The internet is a very useful tool - you've a whole world's worth of libraries, articles, encyclopaedias, dictionaries, thesauruses, documentaries, podcasts and image archives at your fingertips.

And that’s only a small subset of the Internet called the web. Tonnes of other Internet stuff happening to run things that’s nothing to do with web.

 

[Reynard]

Sometimes it is, other times you just get frustrated by one paywall after another.

Putting my researcher and archivist's hat on, yes, paywalls are a pain - as I discovered recently when trying to identify the original source for a particular article. But there's still more than enough free stuff out there to help narrow things down if need be. Oddly enough, the Bay of E is actually a really good source of free information (particularly magazine back issues) if need be.

And that’s only a small subset of the Internet called the web. Tonnes of other Internet stuff happening to run things that’s nothing to do with web.

Indeed - it's all sorts of things to all sorts of people.

 

[markemark]

Sometimes it is, other times you just get frustrated by one paywall after another.

Paid for content is still useful, in fact often more so. Not finding everything you need for free shouldn't really be a criticism, particularly if there are costs in creating the content.

 

[Smokin Joe]

People hark back to "The old days, when life was simple". It wasn't, it was at least as complicated as it is today but in a different way. Good luck if you wanted to make a phone call when you were out and you could find a box that wasn't out of order, hadn't been vandalised or stunk of piss. And if you could it had a queue outside it. Spending half the day looking for a shop that had what you wanted or filling in an order form, sending it off and waiting 28 days for delivery.

I wouldn't go back.

 

[oldwheels]

As a foot passenger you can just walk up pay there and then, and get on the ferry. Car you only risk it being booked up, but again you can just turn up.

We use the web as it is convenient and brings certainty. But ringing up or just turning up (without booking in advance) still works for many things

On Calmac ferries it varies but the main ferries you certainly have to book. Passenger numbers are restricted and if not booked you risk not getting on. For cars you will certainly not get on in summer and may have a long wait.

 

[presta]

Paid for content is still useful

It is, but you need to be able to read it to find out whether it's any use. I could request papers from the library for £1, but it's annoying to wait 3 weeks then find it's no help. (Essex Library requests had gone up to £7 last time I checked, but it seems they're back down to £1.25 now.)

 

[tyred]

On Calmac ferries it varies but the main ferries you certainly have to book. Passenger numbers are restricted and if not booked you risk not getting on. For cars you will certainly not get on in summer and may have a long wait.

When I was bookng Ardrossan to Arran, one or two of the ferries were showing as no bicycle availablity so was pleased I booked and be certain rather than to turn up and possibly having to wait for another ferry.

I think I would get away with it with P&O as freight and cars is really their business and there are only ever a few foot passengers or cyclists but I still feel happier knowing I have it booked.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

On Calmac ferries it varies but the main ferries you certainly have to book

But not via the web I presume?

 

[oldwheels]

But not via the web I presume?

You can but I prefer our local office on the basis that it is much easier for me and “ use it or lose it “.
I also get printed tickets which I also prefer.