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jefmcg
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A weird, but true, sentence about yourself
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Haitch
Flim Flormally
- Location
- Netherlands
A Spanish policeman once woke me up with a bacon sandwich and said I was free to go. To this day, I have no idea why I slept in his cell. A Portuguese policeman once woke me up and said I had to move along; after a chat about Bobby Charlton and Georgio Bestio, he admonished me again for sleeping in a public park and told me to go to the cafe opposite, where he bought me a coffee.
Haitch
Flim Flormally
- Location
- Netherlands
Speaking of Iberia, I was hitch hiking in Spain and got a lift off a man who swore he was a "liar"; when he asked who was the most famous Spanish musician in the UK and the only person I could think of was Julio ingleses, he pulled over and made me get out of his car. I realized later he was a lawyer, close enough.
Back in Portugal, I was told to get out of the car when I said I hadn't slept with any local women but they were very nice. Not sure which part of my answer was offensive.
To Morocco, where the driver moved his hand from my knee to ask me to go back to his place and be his slave. My decline only prompted the return of his hand.
And so to Haverford West, the day of Chas and Di's wedding, and an Aston Martin heading to Glasgow piloted by a self-proclaimed king of porno who said he saw a future for me in the movie business.
Take care out their kids, there are some strange folks about.
Back in Portugal, I was told to get out of the car when I said I hadn't slept with any local women but they were very nice. Not sure which part of my answer was offensive.
To Morocco, where the driver moved his hand from my knee to ask me to go back to his place and be his slave. My decline only prompted the return of his hand.
And so to Haverford West, the day of Chas and Di's wedding, and an Aston Martin heading to Glasgow piloted by a self-proclaimed king of porno who said he saw a future for me in the movie business.
Take care out their kids, there are some strange folks about.
MarquisMatsugae
Guest
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I was on stage once with Len Fairclough. I survived untouched ! 
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I'm not accident prone ! 
OK that's a total lie, and has been going on since I could walk !
OK that's a total lie, and has been going on since I could walk !
Garry A
Calibrating.....
- Location
- Grangemouth
I was once lying sleeping (hungover) on a large wicker chair in the Yosemite visitor centre when an American tour guide woke me up and said "Just to let you know, we've invaded Afghanistan". I can't really remember my reply.
Haitch
Flim Flormally
- Location
- Netherlands
Back in bed again*, and I once woke up in Newcastle on Tyne next to a real African prince. Very nice chap, once featured in the local paper as one of the most eligible men in the Toon. What goes on in bed stays in the Toon.
Sorry, but swmbo and junior have gone away for the week. Expect more gushing. Have I apologized already?
Sorry, but swmbo and junior have gone away for the week. Expect more gushing. Have I apologized already?
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
I've led a really mundane life where nothing of interest ever happens
not true, ive spent a couple of hours reading about your tours around Ireland and found it very interesting, I enjoyed what ive read so far
Lozz360
Veteran
- Location
- Oxfordshire
My great uncle, Uncle Billy, is credited with introducing border collies to sheep farming in Australia in the 1930s.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Page 11 and I think we have a winner.
Deafie
Guru
- Location
- So good they named it twice
I once said unthinkingly " Cheers ears!" to Chris Phipps.
