A weird, but true, sentence about yourself

[steveindenmark]

I was shot in the leg by a purple heart recipient and needed hospital treatment.

 

[Welsh wheels]

I was once knocked off my bike into a bush by an angry horse pushing me backwards by my face with his rather large bum.

 

[Oldbloke]

In 1985 I had a close escape at Frankfurt airport, arriving minutes after a terrorist attack in which several people were killed.
One lunchtime in August 1987 I walked through Hungerford High Street puzzled by the lack of traffic and pedestrians, and wondering what the sounds like rifle shots were; this was the day 16 people were shot and killed
by a local.

 

[swee'pea99]

Nothing weird has ever happened to me. That's weird...

 

[classic33]

Nothing weird has ever happened to me. That's weird...

Yet!

I didn't consider that last one or the first one weird though.

 

[jefmcg]

Nothing weird has ever happened to me. That's weird...

Or " @swee'pea99 has a very high tolerance for the weird"

 

[Lozz360]

I was shot in the leg by a purple heart recipient and needed hospital treatment.

Did he pass the Purple Heart on to you?

 

[steveindenmark]

Did he pass the Purple Heart on to you?

No. He should have because he actually went back to Vietnam and got 2 more.

 

[jefmcg]

I once had a night out in Portsmouth that began with me being serenaded all the way to my car by a pub Elvis impersonator with a radio mike, and ended with a stranger soliciting a hand job via gestures, mistaking me for - I assume - one of the many car driving prostitutes they obviously have in Portsmouth.

I felt lucky that neither me nor my male companions were pressganged that night. It felt very possible.

 

[byegad]

I once went to Rhyl and it wasn't closed! Mind you I'd been several times when it was.

 

[Smithbat]

I can fit my entire clenched fist in my mouth....

 

[Crackle]

I once spent ages building a balsa model aeroplane but in my excitement to finish, I failed to notice I'd put the propeller on backwards and when I let it go it flew backwards into the window behind me, much to the amusement of the kids next door.

 

[classic33]

I can fit my entire clenched fist in my mouth....

Left or Right hand, and are you Left or Right-Handed?

 

[hopless500]

I can fit my entire clenched fist in my mouth....

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

I once went to Rhyl and it wasn't closed! Mind you I'd been several times when it was.

I made the mistake of going to Rhyl once and must admit feeling somewhat under-tattooed on the beach.

Possibly my least favourite town in the U.K.

Graham