Zwift Chat

[Spartak]

I'm concerned that shortly you are going to tell us you have been swimming... then wearing vests... at which point we are going to have to block you from our lives...

(Well done mate, that's fantastic - I'm too fat to run so I am very impressed )

I can't swim... 🏊 😳

 

[Joffey]

I can't swim... 🏊 😳

Thank god for that cos if you start talking about triathlon we can chuck you in the swale and that'll be the end of it

 

[Joffey]

I can't swim... 🏊 😳

I can't either, well apart from a length. no good in an ironman man

 

[mjd1988]

Race day! So many questions

Is this the day team #23 seal promotion in style?
Will I go a whole race without a technical?
What's @Joffey having for dinner?

 

[Joffey]

Race day! So many questions

Is this the day team #23 seal promotion in style?
Will I go a whole race without a technical?
What's @Joffey having for dinner?

Not sure yet! Will report back when the wife has decided.

 

[steverob]

Not sure yet! Will report back when the wife has decided.

Why is your wife deciding whether MJD is going to have a technical or not?

 

[Joffey]

Why is your wife deciding whether MJD is going to have a technical or not?

She's so bad with anything IT related she's probably somehow causing them from here

 

[BurningLegs]

Any Zwift updates today?!

 

[steverob]

Last update was 1st December to v1.0.59353, so as long as you're on that version, you should be fine.

 

[Joffey]

Race day! So many questions

Is this the day team #23 seal promotion in style?
Will I go a whole race without a technical?
What's @Joffey having for dinner?

So after a phone call earlier with @Ketty it prompted me to try some Thomas The Baker mince pies that he raves about. So today I have been mainly eating mince pies. And to help you all this Christmas I have written full and comprehensive reviews on the three I have sampled today:

Lidl deluxe mince pie - 7/10 (pastry not too good, falls apart)

Thomas mince pie - 8/10 better pastry, nice and crunchy but mince is a bit tangy

Bettys mince pie (I think they do 2, these are the ones with a swirly top) 10/10 - PERFECTION, chewy topping and smooth tasting mince meat. A delight to eat. I'm washing it down with their festive tea, a truly fantastic combination.

The Co Op puff pastry mince pies are very nice too but I have not eaten one today. They are probably about 8/10. And Tesco Iced mince pies (like Mr Kiplin) - they are 9/10 - I could eat boxes of them. Lovely.

 

[mjd1988]

So after a phone call earlier with @Ketty it prompted me to try some Thomas The Baker mince pies that he raves about. So today I have been mainly eating mince pies. And to help you all this Christmas I have written full and comprehensive reviews on the three I have sampled today:

Lidl deluxe mince pie - 7/10 (pastry not too good, falls apart)

Thomas mince pie - 8/10 better pastry, nice and crunchy but mince is a bit tangy

Bettys mince pie (I think they do 2, these are the ones with a swirly top) 10/10 - PERFECTION, chewy topping and smooth tasting mince meat. A delight to eat. I'm washing it down with their festive tea, a truly fantastic combination.

The Co Op puff pastry mince pies are very nice too but I have not eaten one today. They are probably about 8/10. And Tesco Iced mince pies (like Mr Kiplin) - they are 9/10 - I could eat boxes of them. Lovely.

Truly a public service you provide

I see there are a few renewed rumours around an updated apple TV but nothing has materialised just yet.

A bit frustrating as apparently Santa needs to know if I want the 4k version sooner rather than later...

 

[BurningLegs]

I work for a food company and one of our sites makes more than 200 million mince pies per year. They start in August. You’d love it there @Joffey - they have an R&D kitchen where you could create your own!

 

[Ketty]

So after a phone call earlier with @Ketty it prompted me to try some Thomas The Baker mince pies that he raves about. So today I have been mainly eating mince pies. And to help you all this Christmas I have written full and comprehensive reviews on the three I have sampled today:

Lidl deluxe mince pie - 7/10 (pastry not too good, falls apart)

Thomas mince pie - 8/10 better pastry, nice and crunchy but mince is a bit tangy

Bettys mince pie (I think they do 2, these are the ones with a swirly top) 10/10 - PERFECTION, chewy topping and smooth tasting mince meat. A delight to eat. I'm washing it down with their festive tea, a truly fantastic combination.

The Co Op puff pastry mince pies are very nice too but I have not eaten one today. They are probably about 8/10. And Tesco Iced mince pies (like Mr Kiplin) - they are 9/10 - I could eat boxes of them. Lovely.

The Which? Guide best watch out!!!

On race day too - animal

 

[Joffey]

I work for a food company and one of our sites makes more than 200 million mince pies per year. They start in August. You’d love it there @Joffey - they have an R&D kitchen where you could create your own!

I like to buy them as soon as they are released. I was eating Christmas Pudding in October too, I love it with double cream

 

[Joffey]

The Which? Guide best watch out!!!

On race day too - animal

Got a prawn ring for my pre-race meal