totallyfixed
Veteran
- Location
- The only county without a McDonalds
What an idiot! Unbelievable, words fail me, numpty doesn't come close, what possessed me to go out on the fixed today? Cabin fever, only explanation I can come up with. Even a delivery guy who was walking parcels [ever seen a walking parcel?] down our road, remarked as I went by "good luck mate" as I passed him looking like an epileptic spider on ice, you could see he was refraining from making that twirly symbol with his finger next to his head. Once we lost sight of each other [he kept looking back incredulously] I got off and walked. This was the challenge
This was the best it got
and there was a lot of this
5 miles into the ride I knew I was pushing my luck and sure enough it changed when a car overtook me but didn't go wide enough and his nearside tyres hit the line of slush which then hit me. I stopped and a Tesco delivery driver who was following behind pulled up alongside, wound his window down and said he reckoned that was done on purpose, I'll give him credit though, it can't be easy talking with a straight face to someone who resembles a dirty giant slush puppy.
My bike just after the slush encounter
I turned for home, cold and wet. The only bonus was that I stayed upright, 10 miles only, could be the shortest flatish ride I have ever done. I'll try again tomorrow .
This was the best it got
and there was a lot of this
5 miles into the ride I knew I was pushing my luck and sure enough it changed when a car overtook me but didn't go wide enough and his nearside tyres hit the line of slush which then hit me. I stopped and a Tesco delivery driver who was following behind pulled up alongside, wound his window down and said he reckoned that was done on purpose, I'll give him credit though, it can't be easy talking with a straight face to someone who resembles a dirty giant slush puppy.
My bike just after the slush encounter
I turned for home, cold and wet. The only bonus was that I stayed upright, 10 miles only, could be the shortest flatish ride I have ever done. I'll try again tomorrow .