Worst thing you have you done today ?

[Edwardoka]

I finally reached the levels of ennui required to try my hand at sourdough starter.
Only after I'd mixed the lots of flour and lots of water did I discover that I'd used self-raising flour which meant that the options were tip the lot into the bin or make something with it.

If anyone has any recipes that calls for dough made from self-raising flour could they let me know.

I've made a couple of thin crust pizzas that were surprisingly not terrible but they barely made a dent in the vast ball of dough squatting in the fridge glaring at me.

 

[gavroche]

I went to Asda with my wife's bank card but it is only worth £45 on contact less and the bill was £55 so I had to pay with mine. I tend to get carried away when I do the shopping.

 

[anothersam]

I finally reached the levels of ennui required to try my hand at sourdough starter.

So that's how sourdough was invented.

 

[Chris S]

I put my socks on inside out. I’ve only just discovered this

I do that all the time. You can wear them for two days instead of one

 

[anothersam]

Isn't the correct equation b+1?

So true. Also known as the Moreish Equation.

 

[iandg]

Woke up after last night's sleep.

 

[sheddy]

I do that all the time. You can wear them for two days instead of one

or in winter, 4 days instead of 2.

 

[iandg]

an hour on the turbo - but not as bad as not making the bed when asked, got a row for that.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I managed to throw my back out doing a jigsaw

Tbf it's a very large jigsaw and I was stretching over it awkwardly trying to see the far end when my back went "crrrrick". Just spent the last few hours flat on my back with a heatpack and strong painkillers.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Woke up after last night's sleep.

We're all very woke on CC.

 

[Edwardoka]

Mistake number 2: I tweeted about my floury mishap.
Someone took it upon themselves to tell me that carbs are the devils work and that sugar will destroy my metabolism

 

[steveindenmark]

I tried to fix the gears on my Brompton and have ended up in a worse position than I started.

 

[biggs682]

I tried to fix the gears on my Brompton and have ended up in a worse position than I started.

Oh what's the next plan of attack ?

I have asked my other half to hide the sultana's I opened yesterday

 

[biggs682]

Thought I would make some mince tarts today , turned out well but I should have made jam tart's because the jar of mince meat was very boozy and rather spoilt them but I finished the jar off

 

[All uphill]

Apparently I ate more than my share of the Battenberg cake.

Having been in training over on the News and Current Affairs threads I immediately asked for evidence. It didnt end well.