mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Never felt the ned to wear a bra so no spares lying around and I would probably get caught raiding washing lines. Good tip about the jersey double wear tho'.
Oh i wasn't thinking of using my old ones - they're mostly far too unglamorous to be used as outer wear in public, i was more thinking of getting some special nicer ones for trips out
'pparently you can buy stuff off of the internets nowadays - so I'm told - no need to go a thieving the neighbours undies anymore