Worst thing you have you done today ?

[palinurus]

Tried to put my rear wheel back on and I couldn't do it. Couldn't figure it out, done it hundreds of times.

That conical spring on the QR was the wrong way around.

 

[Dave7]

I stood 2nd in line at Aldi at 07.20. They have an over 70s half hour. I was talking to the lady in front of me.
When they opened the door a staff member came to the front and said "right, over 70s first".
The lady stepped back and waved me past.
Without thinking I said "are you not over 70"?
She was not happy.
In my defence, to me she looked it and I thought she had mis-heard the assistant.
Hope I never meet her again

 

[alicat]

You do like to live dangerously, @Dave7.

 

[Dave7]

You do like to live dangerously, @Dave7.

Yes, I dodged one there

 

[alicat]

I have a friend who is a groundsman at a cathedral. One week, Weightwatchers was moved to a different venue within the cathedral close. A rather large lady walked by and my friend said to her "If you're looking for Weightwatchers, it's that way." Apparently she wasn't.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I punctured twice on my ride this morning, one from hitting a piece of debris, and one from clipping a pothole.

 

[slowmotion]

Apparently, I put too much beer in the fridge.

 

[fossyant]

You do like to live dangerously, @Dave7.

Very dangerously !

 

[fossyant]

Apparently, I put too much beer in the fridge.

I could only get 8 small IPA's in the fridge, so there are about 6 cans of Coors in the freezer. Better get supping (Mrs F is helping with the IPA).

 

[AndyRM]

Probably this picture of a duck:

 

[slowmotion]

I could only get 8 small IPA's in the fridge, so there are about 6 cans of Coors in the freezer. Better get supping (Mrs F is helping with the IPA).

Unfortunately, there's so much food in the freezer that I can only fit one emergency can of San Miguel in there.

 

[NorthernDave]

Well the worst thing I could do was to open the last packet of sultana's we have in the house .

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And let's hope this week's shopping includes another packet at least .

What's the worst thing that you have done ?

Good to see that those sultanas are "farm grown" - as a point of reference, what other types of sultanas are there?

Eaten one too many chocolate biscuits (and the day is still young). Optimal number: 0.

Isn't the correct equation b+1?

 

[swee'pea99]

I have a friend who is a groundsman at a cathedral. One week, Weightwatchers was moved to a different venue within the cathedral close. A rather large lady walked by and my friend said to her "If you're looking for Weightwatchers, it's that way." Apparently she wasn't.

My sister told me she once made the cardinal error when meeting up with a friend she hadn't seen for a good long while: "I smiled and asked when it was due. She gave me a very frosty look and said she wasn't pregnant."

 

[Smokin Joe]

Tried to put my rear wheel back on and I couldn't do it. Couldn't figure it out, done it hundreds of times.

That conical spring on the QR was the wrong way around.

Now only a complete fool would make that mistake

 

[PeteXXX]

I washed my knee brace and hung it over the radiator to dry.
I failed to place a towel under it as it was dripping. MrsPete was not long in pointing this out.

And I've drunk alcohol before the sun has set