Which former famous person would you take down the pub, or to any event etc to impress your friends?

[Drago]

Vlad the Impaler.

 

[tyred]

Stan Laurel.

 

[Drago]

Alexander the Great.

 

[Accy cyclist]

"Hi Accy! Who's your wrinkly, geriatric friend"?! 🤔

"Er, it's Clint Eastwood"!!

 

[Dogtrousers]

I forgot to mention that Keith Chegwin would be naked

 

[HMS_Dave]

Douglas MacArthur.

 

[Drago]

George Smith Patton. Oh yes.

 

[Goldenretriever]

As Fred Dibnahs been taken, Linda Ronstadt, what a voice and she was gorgeous. My late wife looked very similar, but didn't have the voice. At least I was sensible enough to not mention that!

 

[Gillstay]

Sir David Attenborough.

 

[Red17]

Joey Dunlop.

 

[Drago]

Lord Haw Haw.

 

[stephec]

Lord Haw Haw.

Hopefully so that you could give him a good strong boot in the knackers.

 

[Drago]

Kaiser Wilhem.

 

[tyred]

Arthur Guinness. Hopefully he'd bring a few bottles with him.

 

[Drago]

Count Von Zeppelin.