PaulB said:By Colne I assume you mean a different one to the halcyon rural idyll in which I reside? This silver jewell beneath God's azure majesty; this model of perfection we've nurtured and allowed to take its first faltering steps into an unworthy world; this glistening crown of diamonds on the face of Lancashire.
Yep, that's the one
Take heart though, it's at the good end of that stretch and is akin to Bali compared to Accringtgon.