What meat (or meat substitute) best describes you?

[Randomnerd]

I‘ve had a long think today, and - although I would like to be seen as a free range chicken thigh - I am probably the good boiled ham from a decent sandwich.

If I knew how to do a poll, I would. But at least this way it’s a free choice.

Hungrily await your responses and the potential for mirth / confusion / stroppiness (delete as appropriate)

 

[Salty seadog]

A questionable quality sausage.

 

[Drago]

Prime rump steak.

You'd have been disappointed if I'd said anything else.

 

[PeteXXX]

Giblets....

 

[Juan Kog]

Prime rump steak.

You'd have been disappointed if I'd said anything else.

No, I had you down as a Chump Chop .

 

[Ridgeway]

Tripe

Apparently i offal too much

 

[Moon bunny]

Jugged hare.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Cow heel. Ox tail. Tripe. Hurst. Lamb's heart. Pig's trotters. Brawn(that's the posh name for brains). Chitterlings( that's the posh name for some bits whose mention will bring a ban!)
Arabs eat sheep's eyes but I've never tried them.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Tongue....

 

[Beebo]

Parsons nose.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Tongue....

Tongue is good. Had some for lunch today.

 

[FishFright]

Prime rump steak.

You'd have been disappointed if I'd said anything else.

Lean and bit tasteless ?

 

[raleighnut]

Venison, bit stringy but well hung.

 

[Beebo]

Venison, bit stringy but well hung.

Oh dear.

 

[Deleted User]

Gammon, by all accounts.