What film did you watch last night?

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Drago

Legendary Member
The Harry Hilly Movie.

Funnier things have slipped from between my buttocks. 2/10, and it only scored that because the idea of Harry Hill's long lost brother being abandoned as a child to a pack of wild Alsatian dogs in Kettering was mildly amusing, and Harry Hill drives a Rover P6.
 

NorthernDave

Never used Über Member
The Take (aka Bastille Day) on Prime - a poorly plotted, poorly scripted "thriller" in Paris, no doubt meant to cement Idris Elba's credentials as James Bond but falling a kilometre or more short.
The basic idea was sound enough, but it failed to live up to the promise on the screen. Which is in danger of becoming Mr Elba's tagline given his back catalogue...
4/10
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
Ouija (Recorded from Film4)
Another ho hum horror, I'm afraid. The cast try their best, but anyone who's watched any horror film ever knows where it's going.
 

midlife

Guru
The Harry Hilly Movie.

Funnier things have slipped from between my buttocks. 2/10, and it only scored that because the idea of Harry Hill's long lost brother being abandoned as a child to a pack of wild Alsatian dogs in Kettering was mildly amusing, and Harry Hill drives a Rover P6.

I had the misfortune of having paid good money to see this at the cinema!

2 out of 10 is generous lol


Shaun
 

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
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Even though I knew how the story ends I was still sobbing when it happened. Really well made filum.
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
13 Assassins (Recorded from Film4)
Takeshi Miike's remake of an original film from 1963. A lot of build up, that establishes the stakes and the main characters before a climactic battle that is at turns spectacular, brutal, shocking and chaotic. It seems quite restrained for Miike, and overall, a good story, told well.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Moon.

Seen it it before, but it was on TV and I was awake, so why not.

Slow, but cleverly addictive plot. Great sets. Excellent performance from Sam Rockwell who plays multiple clones of himself. The only slight disappointment was Kevin Spacey who voice the computer GERTY. Clearly he was trying to emulate Douglas Rain's performance as HAL9000, but it was unconvincing.

7/10. Very watchable.
 
I've just finished watching 12 Years A Slave.
10/10.
It's a film with a great deal of patience. It can hit hard, but then linger and show the aftermath, even if that aftermath is a long painful silence.
How people have been and still are capable of treating each other is beyond disgusting, and this film brings that home. It will stick in my mind for a long time.
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
Down by Law - Tom Waits among others in a rambling but nevertheless very enjoyable oddity, loosely built around a prison break, filmed beautifully in the bayou in ravishing b/w. Followed by something called Knife in the Water - an early Roman Polanski, in b/w and this time also in Polish - again, great to look at, rather odd, and really pretty good. An object lesson in how to make a compelling movie with just three characters and no budget at all if the acting, direction and cinematography are all top notch. Think I'd give each of them a 7-8ish/10.
 

midlife

Guru
Pirates of the Caribbean, the new one at some vue place in Leicester.

I think they have wrung every drop out of the franchise and it shows. Even looking out for Paul McCartney got boring after a while. 5 out of 10

Shaun
 

Sandra6

Veteran
Location
Cumbria
La la land.
And I think anyone who gave it an award was in la la land! What a pile of tosh. Although Ryan Gosling was quite nice to look at, I can't be doing with Emma Stone's face. 3./10
We'll be watching Top Gun later and I'll tell you now it gets a ten!
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
Der Bunker (Recorded from Film4)
An odd German film, with echoes of the superior "Dogtooth". A student rents a room at a lake house, only to discover that the location is, in fact, an underground bunker. The family living there have a son they say is 8 (but is evidently far older) and appear to be advised by an alien called Heinrich, who lives in a suppurating wound in the mother's leg. It is a very odd film, and its message is not clear, to me at least. Whilst I quite enjoyed it, and picking up themes I think I recognised, I can't say that I understood it entirely.

An interesting review of it, that gets at some of its odd charm;
http://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/der-bunker-review/

Tomboy (Recorded from Film4)
A lovely little French film. A 10 year old moves to a new area during the summer holidays. Asked her name by a girl from a group of local children (using the masculine gender of the words in French) the child answers "Mikael", and so is a boy for the summer - she is actually a girl called Laure. We see how that choice affects her summer (she gets to join in games of football rather than sitting them out, for example) and for the most part, this seems like such a harmless deception that the point that it has to end is a shock. How this happens isn't overly dramatic, and the wrench we feel is largely that we might as a child caught in a deception that we now have to admit to. It's a tender, affectionate, gentle film, perfectly cast, and well played. Well worth catching if you can.

A more eloquent review;
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/tomboy-2012
 
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