1. I hate, detest and despise headwinds. I hate them for their duplicity; they behave like headwinds even when they are tailwinds. I loathe them. They are like riding uphill, but without the fun. I don't find them annoying; I despise them. If headwinds had throats I would tear them out, slowly.
2. I am mildly annoyed by people who want somehow to elect themselves a spokesperson for one means of transport to the exclusion of all other means: The motorcyclist who hates cars, trucks, bicycles.. the cyclist who looks down on the other three... and so on. As an average car driver who makes the occasional error, an average cyclist who does likewise and a former motorcyclist who for years treated speed limits as consumer guidelines rather than law, I am inclined to smile wryly at ghastly driving.
(I say that as someone who's been knocked off many times and who is still recovering - wrist and shoulder - from the last wallop by a driver who failed to see me when pulling out).
3. I wear a helmet reluctantly, but I feign loss of consciousness when someone goes on either about how we'd all be dead without them or how they are some sort of evil plot to kill us all through a false sense of security.
4. I think the proportion of uphill to downhill is wrong. The ratio seems to be about 1:1 where I live. I find that annoying. Uphill can be fun, but there should be about three times as much downhill. I disagree with geographers who give reasons why this cannot be. They are unhelpfully narrow-minded.
5. Components that wear out and tyres that puncture are also annoying.
6. People who eat noisily annoy me hugely, but this might be the wrong forum for that.
7. Radio presenters who battle in to work bravely despite having a blocked nose.... Very noble, but utterly horrid to listen to.
Aaaaah... that feels much better.