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[Pro Tour Punditry]

The next door neighbour knocked on my door tonight. A little bloke about 5ft 4 and around 80 years old, i'd say. If you want anything just let me know,but don't cross me and i wont cross you, said he. I wonder what he meant by that? You don't think he's a drug dealer do you? I remember when people used to introduce themselves to new neighbours by baking them a cake or offering a cup of tea. How things have changed!

He sounds like your typical (not in any way near being) Northern twat. You should have f*cking decked him. BAM!

One punch.

Taken his coffee table as "booty"

 

[Accy cyclist]

He sounds like your typical (not in any way near being) Northern twat. You should have f*cking decked him. BAM!

One punch.

Taken his coffee table as "booty"

He has tattooed knuckles. I think he could be the place's "top dog" I'll have to be careful if i use the communal bathroom.

 

[Accy cyclist]

[QUOTE 4880490, member: 9609"]sounds like a hand of friendship to me, ask him in for a couple of tinnies[/QUOTE]
Yes i might do that.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

He has tattooed knuckles. I think he could be the place's "top dog" I'll have to be careful if i use the communal bathroom.

You should take no heed of his tattoos, you should not even have observed his tattoos.

Deck the twat.

 

[Accy cyclist]

[QUOTE 4880494, member: 9609"]they're all completely barking mad, esp the HATE & LOVE ones - as soon as he gets any drink on board a baseball bat appears and the nearest person gets beaten to a pulp.[/QUOTE]
That could be me. Maybe i'll skip the invite.

 

[classic33]

He has tattooed knuckles. I think he could be the place's "top dog" I'll have to be careful if i use the communal bathroom.

Maybe it's one of the ladies he's upset about. Or thinks you might be after!

 

[Accy cyclist]

You should take no heed of his tattoos, you should not even have observed his tattoos.

Deck the twat.

He might have his uses?. Maybe it's just his way of being friendly?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Maybe it's one of the ladies he's upset about. Or thinks you might be after!

I haven't seen any women yet. I always thought these places had a 7 to 1 more women than men ratio.

 

[Jenkins]

The next door neighbour knocked on my door tonight. A little bloke about 5ft 4 and around 80 years old, i'd say. If you want anything just let me know,but don't cross me and i wont cross you, said he. I wonder what he meant by that? You don't think he's a drug dealer do you? I remember when people used to introduce themselves to new neighbours by baking them a cake or offering a cup of tea. How things have changed!

He didn't recognise you from your dating site profile did he? Or worse - was he one of those that replied...

 

[classic33]

I haven't seen any women yet. I always thought these places had a 7 to 1 more women than men ratio.

Thought they had you putting a chair against your door?

 

[Freds Dad]

I haven't seen any women yet. I always thought these places had a 7 to 1 more women than men ratio.

That's because you're on the male wing.

 

[Drago]

Accy seems to be integrating well.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5VZwNVFq_rU

 

[Bazzer]

He didn't recognise you from your dating site profile did he? Or worse - was he one of those that replied...

Isn't it going to make life a little difficult inviting any dates back to your new place?

 

[Julia9054]

Its because you are "young"
He thinks you are one of those "ASBO types"

 

[rich p]

He has tattooed knuckles. I think he could be the place's "top dog" I'll have to be careful if i use the communal bathroom.

Is the communal bathroom a huge white-tiled bathroom where all the chaps shower together, slapping each others thighs with a wet flannel, pouring extra shampoo on when they turn their backs and other boyish pranks?
Sounds a hoot Accy