Warning! Evacuate this fire hazard building ASAP!!

[Tim Hall]

If you had too much stuff to fit in the new place, why were you worried about people nicking it from the old place? They could have done you a favour.

AccyLuck ™ would probably mean they'd nick the wrong half.

 

[Tim Hall]

Yeah, I didn't think of that. Silly me.

If only someone had a Magic Tossing Coin to help the villains decide what to have it away with.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I have visions of them sorting through the LPs.

At the top of the pile...

 

[Accy cyclist]

That small? Is this temporary or liable to be permanent?

So far permanent, but you never know. As i was taking my stuff into the building yesterday the warden was there. She saw me wheeling one of my bikes in and said that bikes aren't allowed. Why not, i asked. She didn't have an answer,just that bikes aren't allowed. She was very nice about in ,especially when i told her that if my bike isn't allowed then i couldn't move in. She came up with a compromise after the usual "why can't you chain it up outside"? I told her that if they can't nick them they'll vandalise them. She said she'd let me put it in a utility room and give me the key, which is better for me as it'll give me more space in my flat. I haven't told her yet that there are two more bikes to follow. I think they already have me marked down as a weirdo. Wait till the 7ft per tree arrives later today! God knows what they'll make of that?

 

[Accy cyclist]

If you had too much stuff to fit in the new place, why were you worried about people nicking it from the old place? They could have done you a favour.

Knowing my luck they'd most likely nick the stuff i want and leave the stuff i don't want behind.

 

[Accy cyclist]

AccyLuck ™ would probably mean they'd nick the wrong half.

Just seen this but yes,that's true.

 

[Drago]

A female warden, eh, Accy? You old dog! Perhaps your luck is picking up at last.

 

[perplexed]

A female warden, eh, Accy? You old dog! Perhaps your luck is picking up at last.

 

[Drago]

She very kindly gave Accy a tour of the building...

 

[DCLane]

I have visions of them sorting through the LPs.

When my student house was broken into in Northern Ireland the burglars went through my collection of CD's.

And took just one

 

[Drago]

And to this day you mourn the loss of Tenpole Tudors greatest hit.

 

[Drago]

Fair play to him. He's eaten out for thirty years on the back of one semi successful single.

 

[Accy cyclist]

[QUOTE 4879142, member: 76"]But seriously, you are only in your mid-50s aren't you? Why a warden controlled flat so early in your life? Don't give up on life so easily[/QUOTE]

Security and peace of mind are two things that i like about the place. I could've got a bigger home on a council estate with a garden and stuff but i've seen the council estates in this borough and they didn't appeal to me. Many people on them look like ASBO types. I want to get away from loud anti social troublesome idiots. Those types aren't tolerated in sheltered accommodation Plus, it will be a novelty to be one of the youngest most active ones in there. I might not like it and decide its TOO quiet,but at the moment it certainly appeals to me.

 

[Tanis8472]

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Carry on Sargeant.
Great film

 

[Accy cyclist]

The next door neighbour knocked on my door tonight. A little bloke about 5ft 4 and around 80 years old, i'd say. If you want anything just let me know,but don't cross me and i wont cross you, said he. I wonder what he meant by that? You don't think he's a drug dealer do you? I remember when people used to introduce themselves to new neighbours by baking them a cake or offering a cup of tea. How things have changed!