Uncle Drago's agony column
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roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
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Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
Well you could shave that moustache off, get the swastika tattoo removed and try not to goose step down the corridor when you come in. Oh yeah... and strap your right arm to your side, just in case...
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
classic33
Leg End Member
No corridors in the corridors of power!What a bunch of presumptuous tosh
We don't have corridors here
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
You could try invoking Article 50?
Levo-Lon
Guru
That's OK but he is pushing ahead with cordless which is more like 500 of your articles .
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Dear Fred,
Suggest that there is a special place in Hell for people that dont agree with you, and you'll be blocked from the thread.
Love,
Don Tusk.
Dear Uncle Drago.
My bowels are extremely good and very effective. They are also very regular. I find that I have a poo at exactly 06.15 every morning. The problem is that I dont get out of bed till 07.15.
Now, I dont mind this. In fact it is a quite nice, warming sensation.
However Mrs D has started to complain, which I think is unreasonable.
What suggestions can you offer to solve this problem.
Yours
Mr B Dump
My bowels are extremely good and very effective. They are also very regular. I find that I have a poo at exactly 06.15 every morning. The problem is that I dont get out of bed till 07.15.
Now, I dont mind this. In fact it is a quite nice, warming sensation.
However Mrs D has started to complain, which I think is unreasonable.
What suggestions can you offer to solve this problem.
Yours
Mr B Dump
Don't worry - that nice, fluffy, caring, Mr Rees Mogg says it will all be fine.
In 50 years time.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
It's time you moved into an old folks home, preferably one staffed by young ladies in skimpy nurses uniforms. It's worth paying extra for the bed bath.
Kind d regards,
Rupert Murdoch.
classic33
Leg End Member
Dear Aunty Abbott
I arrived home from work earlier than usual one day last week to find the house strangely quiet. My husband who works from home was not in the office or the shed at the bottom of the garden where he keeps his porn stash. I heard some strange noises from our bedroom upstairs so I went to investigate. Imagine my shock when I opened the door to find him prancing around in a corset, fishnet stockings and red patent fark-me high heels. I was amazed. He normally wears American tan tights and ballet pumps. Has he gone weird?
Concerned, Craigmillar
I arrived home from work earlier than usual one day last week to find the house strangely quiet. My husband who works from home was not in the office or the shed at the bottom of the garden where he keeps his porn stash. I heard some strange noises from our bedroom upstairs so I went to investigate. Imagine my shock when I opened the door to find him prancing around in a corset, fishnet stockings and red patent fark-me high heels. I was amazed. He normally wears American tan tights and ballet pumps. Has he gone weird?
Concerned, Craigmillar
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Dear Concerned,
This is nothing to worry about. Hes clearly joined the Conservative party and this is part of the initiation ritual.
Diane.
This is nothing to worry about. Hes clearly joined the Conservative party and this is part of the initiation ritual.
Diane.
FishFright
More wheels than sense
Diane Drago does have a certain ring about it.
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