True Facts About Chris Rea

[Pinno718]

Who ? Dr Steve Peters??? Wasn't Rea , we established that up thread , pay attention Webbo or sir Drago will keep you in after class!

Webbo would love that. Will there be spanking and Marigold gloves?

 

[grldtnr]

Not sure on the 'Marigolds' ,but I hear he is very strict, much stricter than Cynthia Payne, he will certainly have all your luncheon vouchers.
( By the cringe. ....we've got some right ones here from Bike Radar!!!)

 

[Pinno718]

Not sure on the 'Marigolds' ,but I hear he is very strict, much stricter than Cynthia Payne, he will certainly have all your luncheon vouchers.
( By the cringe. ....we've got some right ones here from Bike Radar!!!)

Oon bbbbbaby, you ain't seen nothing yet*...

*Also written by Chris Rea.

 

[Pinno718]

Did CR have dodgy dealings with our Cynthia? Did he meet her at the Blue Café? Or was that Josephine? Did he have the biggest Aspidistra in the world?
Was CR the unstoppable force and the 80's an immovable object?

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea stars in the famous alien autopsy video as Alien #2.

 

[Webbo2]

Webbo would love that. Will there be spanking and Marigold gloves?

I think someone is transferring there own erotic dreams here.

 

[Webbo2]

Who ? Dr Steve Peters??? Wasn't Rea , we established that up thread , pay attention Webbo or sir Drago will keep you in after class!

Sorry I didn’t realise I had to read all 203 pages in order to reply.

 

[Drago]

Sorry I didn’t realise I had to read all 203 pages in order to reply.

Any serious student of Chris Rea will have read the entire thread.

Otherwise, how would you know that Chris Rea invented electric toothbrush in 1822, originally as a means of scrubbing dangleberries from one's buttcrack?

 

[Pinno718]

Any serious student of Chris Rea will have read the entire thread.

Otherwise, how would you know that Chris Rea invented electric toothbrush in 1822, originally as a means of scrubbing dangleberries from one's buttcrack?

Oh come on; play fair: That was just before he changed his name from Chris Rear. Not a lot of people would know that. Not even Michael Caine.

 

[raleighnut]

Oh come on; play fair: That was just before he changed his name from Chris Rear.

He had to, Drago kept wiggling his bum at poor Chris but the sight of those stained Y fronts was just too much to stomach

 

[Pinno718]

He had to, Drago kept wiggling his bum at poor Chris but the sight of those stained Y fronts was just too much to stomach

Karcher. Since 1823. 1 year too late.

 

[Way-Out-West]

In 1969 Chris Rea wrote ‘One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind’ as a song, but someone stole the lyrics and it was never released.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea faked the moon landings.

 

[Way-Out-West]

That infamous ‘90s Bodyform advert ‘Whoo Bodyform for you’, you’ve guessed it…Chris again!

 

[Pinno718]

He had to, Drago kept wiggling his bum at poor Chris but the sight of those stained Y fronts was just too much to stomach

I ought to report that. It conjures up images only mind bleach will clear. Even though I have never met Chris nor Drago.