True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea's twin brother had tourettes, and in a fit of heated embarrassment Rea pushed poor Dai to his death from the top of a multistorey car park.

As a consequence Rea is now wanted by the police for making an obscene clone fall.

 

[Pinno718]

I really should report that ^.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea has bought the Bike Radar forum and is in the process of closing it down. It will be relaunched as Shoplifting Sonar, a middle fingered salute to his daytime TV arch nemesis...

 

[craigwend]

Chris Rea has bought the Bike Radar forum and is in the process of closing it down. It will be relaunched as Shoplifting Sonar, a middle fingered salute to his daytime TV arch nemesis...

Bike Radar = Bi Dark Rea

 

[grldtnr]

I expect this thread to have a swelling of participants , all praising our mental mentor the omnipotent Chris Rea and his darkly dark doings......

 

[grldtnr]

Chris once gave me some good advice ,
'Never chop wood in a rubber boat!'

I mean ,why would you ever do that?

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was in Genesis. Not the band, the old testament.

"Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters"

As we know, the TURDIS is capable of hovering over water.

 

[grldtnr]

We know he is Omnipotent, but is he as old or older than Methusalah,?

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea put the Rea into unrealistic

 

[grldtnr]

Chris Rea put the Rea in Great Britain

Well done Doggo, you broke through the 200 th page of utter tripe and drivel, all complete Bow Locks!

 

[grldtnr]

Nice to know the all knowing one is Realistic , hope his having a bit of a giggle , and not plotting an ignominious ending for the whole of Posh shire

 

[Dogtrousers]

We know he is Omnipotent, but is he as old or older than Methusalah,?

Age is not a concept that we can apply the Chris Rea. He always has been, he always will be. He is time itself.

He put the Rea into creation. He put the Rea into crispbread.

 

[PaulB]

Chris Rea has been announced as the referee for this Sunday's League Cup final at Wembley stadium.

 

[Drago]

We know he is Omnipotent

Nonsense. Chris Rea has no need for the little blue pills.

 

[DRM]

The Turdis materialised over the North Sea on Monday, near the East Yorkshire Coast, where it's unexpected appearance distracted the Captain of a Cargo Ship, causing it to crash in to a fuel tanker ship at anchor, when Chris Rea Went closer to the scene of the disaster for a good look, a sudden auberge field explosion set the fuel tanker & cargo ship on fire, a spokesman said that the American crew of the tanker ship had been rescued, & were awaiting repatration from Grimsby, as they were deemed having been through enough without being dumped in Grimsby as well, the Captain of the cargo ship has been arrested, as he claimed it was a flying/exploding toilet that caused the crash
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30mj5gq9d5o