Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea put the Rea in Great Britain
True Facts About Chris Rea
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Drago
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Chris Rea's twin brother had tourettes, and in a fit of heated embarrassment Rea pushed poor Dai to his death from the top of a multistorey car park.
As a consequence Rea is now wanted by the police for making an obscene clone fall.
As a consequence Rea is now wanted by the police for making an obscene clone fall.
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Drago
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Chris Rea has bought the Bike Radar forum and is in the process of closing it down. It will be relaunched as Shoplifting Sonar, a middle fingered salute to his daytime TV arch nemesis...
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Bike Radar = Bi Dark Rea
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Drago
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Chris Rea was in Genesis. Not the band, the old testament.
"Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters"
As we know, the TURDIS is capable of hovering over water.
"Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters"
As we know, the TURDIS is capable of hovering over water.
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Chris Rea put the Rea into unrealistic
grldtnr
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Well done Doggo, you broke through the 200 th page of utter tripe and drivel, all complete Bow Locks!
Dogtrousers
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Age is not a concept that we can apply the Chris Rea. He always has been, he always will be. He is time itself.
He put the Rea into creation. He put the Rea into crispbread.
