grldtnr
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Chris Rea isn't real
No , but he is Rea.... Otherwise we wouldn't be dissing him!
Chris Rea isn't real
Chris Rea recently went back to Norway in the time of the Vikings, so he could study how Viking society works, unfortunately the door of the turdis was left ajar, on his return Chris realized he had 2 stowaways on board so did an emergency landing in the Scottish Highlands where the 2 interlopers escaped, Police Scotland are now actively seeking the person who released 2 Lynx into the Highlands, Chris claims no knowledge of the incident
Chris Rea can do more squat thrusts that Brian Jacks.
Chris Rea got exited about the prospects of cross dressing, he was getting positive remarks from several drag shows he turned up at, but they all said the beard was a dead giveaway.
Because he won't shave, and the fact he is positive about the use of a beard poultice nod Domestos and Marmite he wears nightly...... He realised the nightclub cabaret circuit of the Tyne Tees area wasn't for him
Chris Rea recently went back to Norway in the time of the Vikings, so he could study how Viking society works, unfortunately the door of the turdis was left ajar, on his return Chris realized he had 2 stowaways on board so did an emergency landing in the Scottish Highlands where the 2 interlopers escaped, Police Scotland are now actively seeking the person who released 2 Lynx into the Highlands, Chris claims no knowledge of the incident
Ahem, it was actually 3 Viking stowaways.
He let the other one out in Washington DC on 6th Jan 2021.
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Not only is Chris Rea into cross dressing, also Cross posting as well ,that's him in a early attempt at show buisness
Chris Rea has got a new wheeze of flying his cloaked TURDIS at high speed through Police speed traps, just above the cars of celebrities who he thinks need taking down a peg or two.
In the last few weeks alone, this has resulted in speeding convictions for Harry Maguire, Justin Bieber and Russell Brand.