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Drago
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The Auberge Field from Chris Rea's TURDIS is responsible for Donald Trump's unusual combover.
True Facts About Chris Rea
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grldtnr
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The malfunctional Porta potty is entirely responsible for Donald Trump's unexplainable election triumph.
America will rue the day Chris managed to Wang over the Porta potty on the Starter handle......surely Chris ought to have realized the TURDIS is a turkey, and should have lunched it in favour of the time Transit,.
But you know how it is is old buggers like to get crocks of shite to run , even if we know we will be spending more time under it with our bag of spanners trying to keep it going!
America will rue the day Chris managed to Wang over the Porta potty on the Starter handle......surely Chris ought to have realized the TURDIS is a turkey, and should have lunched it in favour of the time Transit,.
But you know how it is is old buggers like to get crocks of shite to run , even if we know we will be spending more time under it with our bag of spanners trying to keep it going!
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DRM
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In Brazil, a former city councillor has been accused of removing a toilet bowl & 2 sinks from her office after losing her attempt at reelection, Janaina Lima claims she paid for them out of her own pocket, but was caught on film removing them from her Sao Paulo Office, claiming she intended to donate them to the chamber, however the chamber she is actually referring to is her own Turdis build, having got wind of Chris Rea's machine, but she has cancelled plans to build a time travelling potty after being caught acquiring the luxury bathroom furniture illegally, and has returned the Portable plastic potty to Sistemas sanitários pesados de São Paulo for a refund, unfortunately in English that translates to Sao Paulo heavy duty toilet systems, or S.H.I.T.S for short, Chris Rea was not available for comment.
In Brazil, a former city councillor has been accused of removing a toilet bowl & 2 sinks from her office after losing her attempt at reelection, Janaina Lima claims she paid for them out of her own pocket, but was caught on film removing them from her Sao Paulo Office, claiming she intended to donate them to the chamber, however the chamber she is actually referring to is her own Turdis build, having got wind of Chris Rea's machine, but she has cancelled plans to build a time travelling potty after being caught acquiring the luxury bathroom furniture illegally, and has returned the Portable plastic potty to Sistemas sanitários pesados de São Paulo for a refund, unfortunately in English that translates to Sao Paulo heavy duty toilet systems, or S.H.I.T.S for short, Chris Rea was not available for comment.
Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea warms up his hands before a gig by repeatedly removing and replacing Marathon plus tyres without the use of levers.
craigwend
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Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea is depressed. Christmas is over and his investment from 2002, when he purchased the Millennium Dome, has once again failed to turn a profit.
Still, he tries to remain optimistic and is once again making plans for a thriving dome for Christmas.
Still, he tries to remain optimistic and is once again making plans for a thriving dome for Christmas.
