True Facts About Chris Rea

[grldtnr]

Chris Rea invented the mircowave oven. What you get is essentiually a miniaturised Auberge Field generator in a box.

He also invented Microwave cuisine, like micro nuked Hamsters, guinea pigs & kittens.......never caught on tho' , Freddie Starr quite liked the Hamster recipe, but meals for one little plastic trays became ever popular, but don't ever put those in a foil tray , then you get your own personal Auberge field explosion.
Perhaps it's the other way round, Chris got the idea from the microwave, and tried it with the TURDIS.?

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea can handle the truth.

 

[Drago]

Close Encounters of the Third Kind was inspired by a drunken Spielberg accepting a lift to the shops from Chris Rea in the TURDIS.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea puts Baby in a corner.

 

[DRM]

Unlike Mulder & Scully in the X Files, The truth is out there, and Chris Rea knows exactly where it is

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea trusts no one.

Unfortunately this means that Chris was entirely too trusting when former Cardiff City and Bolton Wanderers winger Craig Noone popped round and asked to borrow his drill, promising to return it the following week. He's still waiting to get it back.

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea can stare at the sun without blinking.

 

[Drago]

During his brief spell in prison for spying on behalf of North Korea, Chris Rea took Charles Bronson hostage.

 

[geocycle]

Chris Rea’s family evolved from flightless birds.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is, due to a recent announcement hoping to take his modified Brompton to France in 2026 to stay just in front of Pogacar, and have a different banner each day with rude remarks printed on it about ASO and Discovery+

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea took Jules Verne to the moon. Whilst there Jules had this idea for a book.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea died 65 million yewrs ago, but his remains were found encased in amber from which his DNA was extracted.

A clone of Rea was created and an island theme park built to house him.

Unfortunately, Rea escaped captivity and went on the rampage, killing many folk. It took a herd of velociraptors to stop him.

 

[craigwend]

Chris Rea is the 'nickname' the famous ex-detective Dr Ago gives his male appendage...

 

[grldtnr]

I dunno , but I bet Chris Rea done something he shouldn't have, someone will be along soon to accuse him of something boring other.
But is isn't 'Something.....'George Harrison wrote that one, has to be said ,it was some tune!

 

[Drago]

In 1948 Chris Rea is in full flight through time when he decides he needs a wee.

Materialises the TURDIS in the bathroom of a New York restaurant and pops into a cubicle for a wee.

While playing sink the fag end he notices a revolver taped behind the toilet cistern. Rea grabbed it as a keepsake and quickly departed.

A few minutes later a Mr Michael Corleone entered the bathroom and frantically starts searching for the hidden gun...