True Facts About Chris Rea

[rogerzilla]

Chris Rea plays the alien in Alien.

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea has completed virtually every Panini football sticker album since 1978, he's just missing the QPR badge foil sticker from 1983.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea plays the alien in Alien.

But was uncredited, both for that and his arguably more convincing portrayal of Jones, the cat.

He is insanely jealous of the success enjoyed by Andy Serkis, and his collection of gongs for work on Planet of the Apes.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea came fourth in the 1969 Grand National

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea trained Larry The Downing Street Cat, to destroy the careers of several Tory Prime Ministers

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea's favourite colour is beige.

 

[rogerzilla]

Chris Rea has a fear of flying and uses his private yacht, "Empress of Teesside" when he goes on a world tour.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea gets sea sick while cleaning the car.

 

[rogerzilla]

Chris Rea is sexually aroused by the smell of Turtle Wax.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea waxes his turtle.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea cleans his teeth and gargles with WD40

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea once challenged Lee Marvin to a croak-off.

 

[rogerzilla]

Kelly Jones is the secret love child of Chris Rea and Bonnie Tyler.

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea invented the time machine (in March 2029) and is unaware of hammers.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea suffers alopecia and his famous goatee is a toupee made from a rat.