in the early hours of the morning, today Wednesday 18th September the Turdis appeared over the Russian Tver region at the Town of Toropets, due to a navigational error, after visiting another historical site, once again the Auberge Field backfired spectacularly over a group of warehouses in which the Russians were storing around £30 million worth of fuel and ammunition, the ensuing fireball was visible from space, as well as causing a minor earthquake, luckily the explosion put the Turdis back on course to land at Chris Rea’s secret workshop in Middlesbrough, with only a slightly blackened exterior of the Turdis, and slight singeing of his beard, Putin was not available for comment, but a Russian spokesman said off the record that “He went absolutely apesh*t”