True Facts About Chris Rea

[Illaveago]

Chris Rea is one of a set of identical triplets. One of which is his sister.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Chris Rea has just got a GCSE in handling Sodium Cynanide.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has just got a GCSE in handling Sodium Cynanide.

Not just "handling", but "juggling"

Do try to get your true facts right.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's time machine broke down just out of warranty, leaving his beard stranded in 1988.

 

[Grant Fondo]

After completing his MBA dissertation on Boney M, Chris embarked on his PhD, entitled, 'The Wurzels - Fact or Fiction?'.
A few years before he had written the global hit, 'Blackbird I'll 'Ave E' for the band.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea first met the Wurzels when his time machine materialised shaped as a combine harvester in 1976.

Once he realised the Auberge flux had created a record breaking drought he tried to flee but had lost the key. Fortunately the Wurzels had a brand new one.

 

[Dogtrousers]

When he learned that the Rea surname originated in town of Civitavecchia in the province of Frosinone, Lazio Chris Rea took a holiday there to discover his family roots. Unfortunately he picked up a traveller's tummy bug while there and spent most of his holiday confined to the hotel bathroom. His only comment afterwards was "Civitavecchia? Shitterveccia more like." He has not been invited back.

 

[grldtnr]

This Chris Rea person worries me, just what's his angle, for all his shenanigans, does he want to be Chis de Burgh ,and sing about Ladies in a Red?
( Don't tell me , his been done for Pimping in a Carribbean banana republic, )

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea believes a man can fly despite never having heard of Superman.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea played Worzel Gummidge in the 70s. It was whilst his Time Machine was getting fixed after crashing into a haystack. No makeup was required.

 

[craigwend]

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[Drago]

Chris Rea played Worzel Gummidge in the 70s. It was whilst his Time Machine was getting fixed after crashing into a haystack. No makeup was required.

Chris Rea appeared in the supplemental post-watershed version of Wurzel Gummidge where the title character got wood for Una Stubbs. The characters murder by pitchfork at the hands of a drunk hobo was particularly disturbing.

 

[DRM]

In August 2020 Chris Rea was over Beirut, when another large backfire from his Turdis ignited a fire works warehouse on the Port of Beirut, this spun the Time Machine round, so that the faulty flux capacitor was facing Warehouse 12 full of old ammonium nitrate, a further backfire ignited the ammonium nitrate creating the worlds largest non nuclear explosion, which was heard as far away as Cyprus, this caused the Turdis to bounce around in time appearing over Kursk in 3 seperate points in quick succesion where further backfires destroyed three bridges, which sent the Turdis further out of control where it appeared over The Proletarsk Oil Storage Depot, in the Southern Rostov Region, where a further, even larger backfire blew the facility up, luckily this last backfire rectified the fault and Chris is now back home recovering, he is working on plans to improve the Turdis, meanwhile Putin is beside himself with rage, but also is now terrified of door knobs, food and windows

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea went back in time to rewrite history so that the exhaust from his time machine woukd not cause a large explosion at the Buncefield Oil Refinery.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea just scored 8 out of 7 on the BBC Quiz of the Week.
Only Donald Trump scored more bigly.