Chris Rea's secret work to drive Vladimir Putin insane continues unabated, several Turdis flights over Moscow & other Russian cities. military bases & oil refineries have left a trail of fiery destruction in it's wake, not only that, in his alter ego as Kristoff Reakov, specialist transport procurement services to the Kremlin, he has been selling overpriced elderly Lada Niva's to the Russian military, along with UAZ 452 vans, that he acquires from different times using the Time Transit with a car trailer, some of which he's sold to the Russian Army 3 times now, under his Kristoff Reakov Auto Procurement (K.R.A.P) company, he's also scoured the world for Donkeys & Asses to sell as specialist transport for the Russian Army, via his Donkey & Ass Field Transport Logistics and Delivery Services (D.A.F.T.L.A.D.S) to add insult to injury, Chris told the Ukrainian Army to refer to to the captured Donkey & Ass Units as Donkey Wallopers, however some FSB & GRU Agents did suspect Chris Rea was up to no good, so they dispatched 2 Agents to the Teesport Time Travel Megabase to Novichok the door handles, unfortunately they were unaware of the strength of the residual Auberge field radiation, and they became seriously ill & disfugured, whilst the Novichok was neutralised, Chris took their remains in the Turdis to Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947, where he left them along with a large amount of bacofoil, whilst the Turdis made a huge Auberge Field explosion on take off led many to believe a UFO had crashed, made even more believable by the discovery of 2 dead aliens and a mangled craft of thin metal, the "Aliens" later underwent an autopsy at the Roswell base.
Putin is pulling his hair out at having been continually made a fool of.
